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5,4,3,2, 5,4,3,2,1
We are the kids next door, Codename: Kids Next Door)

Numbuh Five, so fly, with the last name Lincoln cause
she tells no lies
She’s cool, with a real chill swag, got white tennis shoes, blue shirt and a red hat (2)
Numbuh four is ready to fight, shoot first think later, no teens in sight
Hand to hand combat specialist, faces evil more worse than an exorcist (4)
Numbuh 3, so girly, with an obsession over rainbow monkeys
Beats any threat with Hippy Hop, make her mad, feel her wrath, and the heat sky rockets (6)
Don’t leave out numbuh 2, cause we need a good pilot, got things to do
Gotta fight off adult tyranny, and we need witty punchlines to defeat (8)
All the ones who make life worse for kids, so lets get down to business
Hence enters leader Numbuh one, who makes sure they get it done(10)
Got more important things to end than worry bout his date crazy girlfriend
So don’t get twisted, we’re a team, and we will kindly intervene( 12)
Any threat, by our means, grown ups, adults, seniors, teens
They are our sworn enemy, and we will defend our destiny (14)
So join us now, reach our goal, either you’re in or you’re old
Got no time for desperation, Kids Next Door, Battlestations!
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So many supervillains that hate kids are always causing pain
Some are joined in unison like the Delightful Children from down the lane (2)
Some are just excuses, like The Toilenator, what a waste
We could use a S.P.L.O.R.C.K. and blast that fool out from deep hyperspace (4)
Some villains we used to work with, like Numbuh 274
But he turned his back on us, so now we’re ready to settle the score (6)
Or like Cree who used to be with us, now she’s a teenager
No battle ready armor can protect u and you cant taste the fourth flavor (8)
Sweet like the candy stuck on Sticky Beard, but not our own
I’d rather taste Professsor XXXL’s perfect snow cone (10)
But the one villain that conquers all is none but our archnemesis
His name is Father, fire burning, subtle yet rebellious(12)
But we been through worse weather, so a handful of villains can’t shake our pride
Or envoke a loss of hope because we don’t give up the fight (14)
Standing up for the rights of kids is always what will bind us
And if u ever want your butts kicked, then you know where to find us (16)
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Dare to explore our super amazing tree house, home of Sector V
Endless power, stocked up with our 2 by four technology (2)
S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R whoop your pretty face cause I’m that freedom fight bringer
So don’t be trying to compensate with a rubber band food flinger (4)
Props so hot our operatives are stationed all over the place
Straight from the treehouse, down in the Artic, all the way up to the Moon Base (6)
Coming out blasting, dropping skunk bombs and M.A.R.B.L.Es on all you crooks
We’re gonna take that birthday cake and leave you hangin like a hook (8)
Yo Billy, and Mandy, you cant mess with the Kids Next Door
Cause this aint no dictatorship, it’s freedom rotten to the core (10)
Assimilate all you want, you’re going down and that’s a fact
Grim and Number one is here and they’re gonna take our base back (12)
So in case you haven’t seen, we’re kids united, not apart
Even when we reach 100 years, we’ll still be kids at heart (14)
Kids forever, Kids eternal, Kids will always live on
So lets go out with a bang and fight until the day we’re gone (16)
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